robin-hood-for-freedom:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

if you’re a blacksmith you can just craft yourself a magic ring. nothing wrong with that. they make it seem like it’s a big no no. but you gotta ask yourself why they don’t want you to have a magic ring

Theres literally an entire trillogy of books about why not. 

threecirclingbuzzards:

sharklights:

threecirclingbuzzards:

sharklights:

threecirclingbuzzards:

sharklights:

threecirclingbuzzards:

Y’know what? Fuck you. *Plays an acoustic guitar version of your leitmotif to show you still have tenderness and care in your heart, and compassion for others*

yeah? well fuck YOU *plays a music box version of your leitmotif to show that this is your home and its comfortable and nostalgic here*

No, piss off! *plays your leitmotif with immense reverb and a toned-down synth sound to show that nostalgia can also be about loss of what never truly was, a reflection of a reflection and a false memory of a false memory*

ok, boomer. *plays your leitmotif using discordant synth bass to display your spiral into villainy after you discover that your memories were a fabricated illusion that were created just to keep you complacent, and how that information is destroying you*

How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, old man? *plays your leitmotif in harmony with my own, intensity of both changing as our climactic battle’s balance shifts back and forth, eventually leaving only one with long, low pauses to musically represent our mutual struggle to overtake the other, yet not being able to exist in full without them.*

oh, you’re going to regret that! *plays your leitmotif on piano in short, soft notes to show that you’re being worn down, and that your energy is at a low, but with a steadily rising bassline that foreshadows your upcoming second form*

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buddwyer:

buddwyer:

The goon van has been impounded

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Jelq Van Goon was my father. Call me Mister Goon

cryptotheism:

fruityyamenrunner:

By far the most influential artist in NYC right now is the guy who draws these BAD LUCK SPOTS, which no one wants to step on, all over Washington Square, altering the walking patterns of TENS OF THOUSANDS every day  This is what true social practice art looks like pic.twitter.com/n0XJDlXsfE  — noah k (~librex-dozryc) (@marsreviewer) April 13, 2023ALT

something charmingly twentieth century about this

This counts as a spell

aropride:

just saw a chart with the gender options “male” “female” and “part-time/other” and i think i get what they were going for but i’m obsessed with the concept of part-time gender. clocking into my shift at the gender factory and brother i am not getting paid a living wage

rj-abacura:

namk1:

I am obsessed with this.

So because parkour is such a ridiculously male dominated sport, the “correct technique” for a lot of these movements that you’re taught when you become an instructor plays to a male body’s strengths: upper body strength, higher center of gravity, etc.

She demolishes this course by moving in ways that make sense for her body. She doesn’t muscle her way up to her over a wall, she just throws a leg up over the wall. She doesn’t use upper body strength to do the salmon ladder, she uses her hips!!! And it’s fucking incredible.

So many girls and young women walk away from parkour because every movement caters to the strengths of men, because doing what makes sense for their bodies is seen as “bad technique” to be trained away.

If pre-transition me had seen this I would have cried tears of joy.

uwu-cowboy:
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darthfelinus:

“The boys of Capital, they also chortle in their martinis about the death of socialism. The word has been banned from polite conversation. And they hope that no one will notice that every socialist experiment of any significance in the 20th century—without exception—has either been crushed, overthrown, or invaded, or corrupted, perverted, subverted, or destabilized, or otherwise made life impossible for it, by the United States. Not one socialist government or movement—from the Russian Revolution to the Sandinistas in Nicaragua, from Communist China to the FMLN in Salvador—no one was permitted to rise or fall solely on its own merits; no one was left secure enough to drop its guard against the all-powerful enemy abroad and freely and fully relax control at home.

It’s as if the Wright brothers’ first experiments with flying machines all failed because the automobile interests sabotaged each test flight. And then the good and god-fearing folk of the world looked upon this, took notice of the consequences, nodded their collective heads wisely, and intoned solemnly: Man shall never fly.

Killing Hope: US Military and CIA Interventions Since World War II - William Blum (updated, 2014)